Happy Tuesday!
“We gotta keep this up.” “That’s what she said!”
AG: I’ve got a big stick
DC: Those water bottles are for the crack house.
AG: It’s hazelnutty outside.
DC: That’s where the squirrel people live.
**DC and I were sitting outside a local coffee place on campus when a group of kids, aged 10-12ish passed by us, some of them wearing Carolina shirts (on NC State’s campus). They remarked something and DC tastefully said, “if you don’t like it, you can go the f*** home.” Then I remarked, “that’s why you are one of my best friends.”
DC: Remember that one time when I cussed that girl out?
DC: Someone dropped a thong outside.
AG: We’re friend married.
AG: Please, I don’t plan, I scheme.
DC: It’s late, so I can lie.
DC: Cutest couple, that’s us.
DC: At first, I didn’t realize they were dating until I saw them holding hands. I thought she was his mom. INCEST!
AG: CHICKEN!
AG: My teacher once got me a pen that says “belongs in the zoo.” DC: How’d you get out? AG: I got skills.
AG: I’m in a very orange juice mood
DC: My room smells like sewage water. AG: My room kinda smells like bacon, but not in a bad way.
This concludes the second quotes edition of Fireside Chats with DC and AG.
deuces.
